Jokes (1)

                                   ** Man and waiter

A man sits down in a restaurant and looks at the menu. He says to the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup".
The waiter leaves and walks toward the kitchen, but the man changes his mind and decides to have a bowl of pea soup instead. He yells to the waiter, "Hold the turtle, make it pea!" (collected)

Jokes (2)

                                  
**Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

JOKES (3)

** The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”   

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: