Jokes (1)

                                   ** Man and waiter

A man sits down in a restaurant and looks at the menu. He says to the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup".
The waiter leaves and walks toward the kitchen, but the man changes his mind and decides to have a bowl of pea soup instead. He yells to the waiter, "Hold the turtle, make it pea!" (collected)


** Teacher and little student


Teacher: Johnny.  If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: (Sigh) Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Little Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Little Johnny: I've already got a rabbit! (collected)

** Computer jokes 

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data.

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Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?
A: Loss of memory.

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Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.

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Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness.

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Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: It was looking for a byte to eat