Jokes (1)

                                   ** Man and waiter

A man sits down in a restaurant and looks at the menu. He says to the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup".
The waiter leaves and walks toward the kitchen, but the man changes his mind and decides to have a bowl of pea soup instead. He yells to the waiter, "Hold the turtle, make it pea!" (collected)

Jokes (2)

                                  
**Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

A Consequence of Dirty Politics

Very Sorrowfull... 

Two people including the eight year old boy were killed on the spot during a gun battle between the activists of Jubo League(BJL), youth front of AL,

JOKES (3)

** The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”   

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: 

Teletalk 3G-Internet Data Plans (Updates)

3G INTERNET DATA PLAN

3G PREPAID BROADBAND Tariff/Charges: SPEED UPTO DATA VOLUME SUBSCRIPTION FEE USAGE VALIDITY SUBSCRIPTION CODE 256 kbps 40 MB Tk.25 3 days D35 500 MB Tk.200 30 days D13 1 GB Tk.175 10 days D14 2 GB Tk.400 30 days D15 4 GB Tk.600 30 days D16 25 GB Tk.1050 30 days D17 512 kbps 20 MB Tk.8 01 day D18 100 MB Tk.50 05 days D37 1 GB Tk.160 10 days D19 1 GB Tk.260 30 days D31 2 GB Tk.350 30 days D20 3 GB Tk.425 30 days D38 3 GB Tk.1000 6 Months D36 5 GB Tk.600 30 days D21 10 GB Tk.825 30 days D22 30 GB Tk.1500 30 days D32 1 mbps 40 MB Tk.20 03 days D51 300 MB Tk.100 07 days D52 1 GB Tk.260 10 days D23 1 GB Tk.320 30 days D53 2 GB Tk.425 30 days D24 4 GB Tk.750 30 days D25 8 GB Tk.1000 30 days D26 30 GB Tk.2500 30 days D33 2 mbps 5 GB Tk.1200 30 days D54 7 GB Tk.1600 30 days D55 10 GB Tk.2200 30 days D27 30 GB Tk.5000 30 days D28 4 mbps 8 GB Tk.3000 10 days Activated Manually 20 GB Tk.6500 10 days Activated Manually VAT applicable ::Note: To subscribe any 3G prepaid data plan, on SMS option Type “subscription Code” and send to 111. For example, to subscribe Monthly 2GB Data plan for 512kbps speed, Type D20 & send to 111. After exhaustion of data pack within validity time 1paisa/15KB will be charged. After validity period if any other data pack is not subscribed by the way of recursion or by manually, Pay Per Use policy will be applicable till subscriber subscribes to any other data plan. If any volume is not used during the validity period, it will expire and will not be carried over to the next cycle. The default data speed is up to 512kbps and can be enhanched up to 4Mbps as per data bundle pack. For Unlimited package, fair policy will be applicable. To check the Usage of Volume Bundled Package write 'u' and send SMS to 111 and to know the balance dial *152#. SMS Charge not applicable. 15% VAT will be included. 3G POSTPAID BROADBAND Tariff/Charges: SPEED UPTO USAGE AMOUNTS VALIDITY SUBSCRIPTION CODE 256 kbps 3 GB Tk.350 30 days F1 7 GB Tk.650 30 days F2 30 GB Tk.1050 30 days F3 512 kbps 1 GB Tk.220 30 days F21 3 GB Tk.410 30 days F4 5 GB Tk.600 30 days F22 7 GB Tk.750 30 days F5 12 GB Tk.900 30 days F6 16 GB Tk.1150 30 days F7 35 GB Tk.1500 30 days F8 1 mbps 5 GB Tk.750 30 days F23 10 GB Tk.1300 30 days F9 20 GB Tk.2000 30 days F10 40 GB Tk.3000 30 days F11 2 mbps 10 GB Tk.2500 30 days F12 20 GB Tk.4000 30 days F13 4 mbps 20 GB Tk.6000 30 days Activated Manually VAT applicable ::Note: To subscribe to any post paid data plan, write 'subscription code' and send to 111. For example: subscribe to monthly 3GB data plan with 512kbps speed, write F4 and send to 111. After exhaustion of data pack within validity time 1paisa/25KB will be charged. After validity period if any other data pack is not subscribed by the way of recursion or by manually, Pay Per Use policy will be applicable till subscriber subscribes to any other data plan. If any volume is not used during the validity period, it will expire and will not be carried over to the next cycle. For Unlimited package, fair usage policy will be applicable. To check the Usage of Volume Bundled Package write 'u' and send SMS to 111 and to know the bill dial *152#. SMS Charge not applicable. 15% VAT will be included.

Reshma -Heroine From Disester in Bangladesh

Rana plaza collapse

Miracle Survivor 
or Mysterious
Survivor!   

Reshma18, a female garment activist, who became a national heroine after the Rana plaza tragedy at Sabar, Dhaka in Bangladesh which occurred on April 24 and claimed more than 1,200 lives.

The Prospect of IT (Information & Technology) in Bangladesh

Modern world means IT. Because it appears that , without the development of IT the whole world is blind.Recently the development of every sector in the world is based on IT. Bangladesh is also not sitting behind. The emerging of so many industrious in Bangladesh based on IT is the signs of progress on this sector.

At present, A large number of educated persons are receiving IT based education and training in Bangladesh.

"CHUDURBUDUR"

Speaker Shirin Sharmin

At last the drama of the word “chudurbudur” termination.

“Chudurbudur” won’t be deleted :Speaker
 www.parliament.gov.bd

What is The "Thirteen Orginal Stae" ?

Once upon a time, majority areas of North America dominated by Great Britain. They were New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland,

FUNNY ACCIDENT

Driver and dog covered in paint after car crash 

A driver and his dog were left covered in gallons of paint after he lost control of his vehicle resulting in a messy and colourful accident.

The driver was travelling

Doleful Event-A mom only had one eye!

A mom only had one eye. She had a male son. Her son hated her...She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.

There was this one day during elementary school where the mom came to say hello to son. The son was so embarrassed.

Royal Tomb and Treasurres

Archaeologists in Peru have unearthed a royal tomb with treasures and mummified women from about 1,200 years ago.

The discovery north of Lima could shed new light on the Wari empire, which ruled in the Andes before the rise of the better-known Inca civilization.More than 60 skeletons were inside the tomb, including three Wari queens buried with gold and silver jewellery and brilliantly-painted ceramics.

Janet Jackson Converted to Islam

Not Rumour...!!

“Miss You much” “All For You” and many heart touchable songs singer Janet Jackson has converted to Islam. It come out at a report recently published.

My Friend's Birthday

Celebration Of My Friend's Birthday...

                                                                  
It was 10th February of 1988. He was sixteen. Starting of the day was very charming that different from other days. A beautiful morning of winter season. His mother woke up him early in the morning. She told him "there is a surprise today for you. Today is your Birthday". She also gave him

a description that she had taken various kind of preparation to observe his birthday celebration, as it were, he do something in that connection. Believe it, he had been beside himself with joy.

He took part quickly to arrangement of his birthday celebration as his mother told too. He decorated his reading room and bedroom nicely. He also cleaned his beloved the piano. He invited to all his friends. They came in advance and also cooperated with him gladly to make more delightful and cheerful the birthday ceremony. Really it was a pleasant day for him.

He and his friends were busy all day long. They cleaned the house nicely and decorated well with flowers, balloons, stickers and various kind of elements of birthday ceremony. As a result, my friend's house became a festive mode within a sort time. They ordered a birthday cake of big size. His father brought a fine new dress and his mother was going to buy a pleasant surprise for him.

They all wore new and glittering dresses. The cake arrived in time. Different kinds of food were placed on the table. They were waiting eagerly to start the birthday programme. His parents and other family members arrived at the programme venue. Almost of his invited guests and kith and kin began to arrive soon by twos and threes. Some guests brought beautiful and costly birthday gifts too. Everybody arrived at the evening 7.00 pm. They all stood around the dinning table.

He merrily cut the cake. Around of applause followed. Full plates delicious food items were handed round. Everybody fell to with a good deal of zest. The function was full to the brim of talking and giggling. All the guests took meal with satisfaction. A few of his friends sang some heart touchable song playing the piano. His father hired a professional cameraman. His camera was clicking on. The camera took many pictures of some rare moments and joyful times.

His father sent some packets of food to near by a orphanage and to poor relatives who had not arrived at the ceremony.

After all, the celebration of his 16th birthday was through pomp and grandeur environment.

To be honest, It was a splendid celebration that isn't worth forgetting.

(running)

"Enter the Dragon" Actor Died

The famous martial arts film "Enter The Dragon" was most traditional film in the world in 1973. Super martial arts hero Bruce Lee was main character of this film. Besides, the character which delighted us for a few times in this film, it was Jim Kelly.

Jungle justice-Nigeria

A Malignant For Humanity               

"Jungle Justice" is a extra-judicial killing that is occurred in south Africa to a great extent. It is a dangerous problem in Africa. At present, it is a matter of much anxiousness to us as a civilized nation of the third world. 

Now a days it has become a social disease in South Africa specially Nigeria and it is increasing day by day.

Saliva Theory

Pretty women make men's mouths water-recently a group of researchers of the University of Chicago in America have tracked out it's truth in a scientific research.

It has revealed in their study that male saliva undergoes dramatic changes during small conversation with attractive female. It suggest they almost start drooling the briefest of flirtations with the opposite sex.

A Beautiful Man-Made Lake

Foy's Lake

The lake I am going to describe is Foy's Lake. It is situated in Khulshi near Pahartali Railway Station of the seaport Chittagong of Bangladesh. Chittagong is the second largest town in Bangladesh. It is considered by many as the most beautiful district of the country due to its natural beauty comprising of the seaside, hills, rivers, forests and valleys. It is renowned as a Queen of the Eastern.
Chittagong is also called Commercial Capital of Bangladesh. It is located in southeastern Bangladesh on the banks of the river of fairy tale named Karnaphuli. Which flows into the Bay of Bengal being born from Lushay hill.

Dr. Muhammad Younus-Proud of Bangladesh

Dr. Muhammad YoumusDr. Muhammad Younus

"A Legendary of Contemporary World"

Introduction: Dr. Muhammad Younus is only the man who first brought a Nobel Peace Prize for Bangladesh. He is one of the greatest sons of this land. As a man he is an extraordinary brilliant and intellectual person of the contemporary world. Presently he is not only the asset of Bangladesh, he is also an asset of the world.

Occupationally he is a professor of economics and an efficient banker. Dr. Younus is a pride of Bangladesh. Suffice it to say, he is a greatest economical conductor of the present era. In spite of that, he is a unassuming, honest and modest man also. As usually we're all respect to him.